MEMO
TO: Member of the Carter Household (you know who you are...starts with a G, ends with a race...)
FROM: The Management (the Mama and the Papa)
We would like to express a small concern about certain behaviors as of late. First, it is not nice to grunt, snort, cry, talk, shriek or make any other loud noises while one is sleeping that wakes other members of the household. It is fine to make the aforementioned noises while awake, but not while the Management is sleeping. Second, when in the big bed, please refrain from spitting up all over your parents, the bed and especially the pillows as this creates an uncomfortable sleeping arrangement for all. There is always a burp cloth placed beneath your head for the unfortunate incident that you need to empty your stomach contents. Please be sure to only spit up what the burp cloth can sop up. We do appreciate you sleeping through the night, now if you can work on these two items the Management will be much obliged.
Thank you for your cooperation,
The Management (the Mama and the Papa)
Isn't it a shame that Grace can't read?
FROM: The Management (the Mama and the Papa)
We would like to express a small concern about certain behaviors as of late. First, it is not nice to grunt, snort, cry, talk, shriek or make any other loud noises while one is sleeping that wakes other members of the household. It is fine to make the aforementioned noises while awake, but not while the Management is sleeping. Second, when in the big bed, please refrain from spitting up all over your parents, the bed and especially the pillows as this creates an uncomfortable sleeping arrangement for all. There is always a burp cloth placed beneath your head for the unfortunate incident that you need to empty your stomach contents. Please be sure to only spit up what the burp cloth can sop up. We do appreciate you sleeping through the night, now if you can work on these two items the Management will be much obliged.
Thank you for your cooperation,
The Management (the Mama and the Papa)
Isn't it a shame that Grace can't read?
12 comments:
I like that she is on my side of the bed...was that strategic placement also :)
Colleen and I crack up while reading this. Could you please send that memo to my little one too!
Rob: Maybe... :) Well she had already spit all of her guts onto my side so we had to go where it was dry :)
ha ha, we totally used the cover our bed in burp cloths, lincoln was great at finding the only uncovered spot to spit up onto
I have finally reduced Charlie's time in our bed from 90% down to 20% and surprisingly our sheets have far less spit up stains on them. It was getting REAL gross.
I tried a letter like that once to my parents. I think I found it in the trash can 5 minutes later.
yes we are having family dinner this sunday. We are thinking around 5 depending on when you get out of church. What time are you released for the day?
Rob! It has been forever, I can't believe you have a baby, congrats, she is adorable, how have you been? I like your blog!
What a little cutie you have! I LOVE her name!
What a little cutie you have! I LOVE her name!
What a little cutie you have! I LOVE her name!
What a little cutie you have! I LOVE her name!
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